Another ode to poker

Our pro is ready for another round,
He needs his poker fix;
But to be one of the best, he needs
to learn How to Play 8-Game Mix.

This type of poker is exciting,
This kind of poker is fun;
It has a plethora of games
So that this pro can make a ton.

There's limit, no limit,
Triple Draw and Stud;
Some players may be great in some
But in others, they're a dud.

This pro plays all these games,
As well as Omaha High/Low;
Although he sometimes curses the man
Who invented the game called "PLO".

However, this pro needs to learn another game
Something to make his thinking mind boogie;
When he looks in the PokerStars lobby
And thinks "How to Play Badugi"?

This game is great he starts to think,
Get four cards of a different suit;
"I can make more money" he thinks,
And build more bankroll for the SCOOP.

He remembers when he started out,
And sees how his game has come far;
By playing at the greatest site...
The mighty PokerStars!!